Chloe Fineman’s Exclusive 4 A.M. Bedtime Routine After SNL

Chloe Fineman is committed to her bedtime routine — even after late Saturday nights.

The Saturday Night Live star tells PEOPLE what her nighttime routine looks like after a show day. Fineman, 37, notes she typically finishes her Saturdays in the wee hours and admits she often forgets to brush her teeth.

“Lately, I’ve been really good about the teeth, but that was a new thing I had to really remember to do,” Fineman says. “[My routine is] usually oil wiping off my face, but then usually waking up with eyelashes in the bed. It’s always in a haze at four in the morning.”

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Fans can now include the comedian in their bedtime routine. Fineman teamed up with Moxy Hotels in the United States and Canada for a cheeky guest experience where guests can pick up their room phones to hear the star’s bedtime stories.

For her “Call for a Bedtime Story” series, Fineman wrote and recorded three nighttime tales for Moxy’s first celebrity “Bedtime Stories” partnership. The comedic stories incorporate Fineman’s personality and various impressions.

“The idea of having fun, cheeky bedtime stories that are all about the holiday staycation, something I am very passionate about, was a perfect partnership,” Fineman says. “I already do [staycations] myself, so it’s true.”

She adds, “It was just this really funny way to have these little bedtime stories that you can get at any Moxy hotel in the country. You just pick up a phone, hear my voice.”

“I don’t know if I’m relaxing, but hopefully [I’m] entertaining,” she jokes.

The comedian notes she started to do staycations to avoid the chaos of the holiday season about two years ago, and used that as inspiration for her story, “The Staycation.”

“It came about from my own experience of the holidays, of it just kind of being a lot,” she says. “I am from San Francisco, and so you’re on the plane, and it’s delayed, and then you get there, and then you fight with your sister, and then your mom is asking all this stuff, and then your cousin comes. And so I have really employed staycations during the holiday season. I started that two years ago.”

Fineman made sure to include her furry friend in her bedtime poem, “Merry Peachmas” — “a roiling poem dedicated to diva Shiba Inu, Peaches, and her standoff with Aunt Debby’s Persian cat Mildew,” per the press release. “My muse is always my dog Peach,” she says.

The actress says she hopes people can “relate and laugh and not feel alone in the holiday chaos” with her bedtime stories and are inspired to “treat themselves to that staycation.”

Fineman’s bedtime stories can also help people fall asleep — something the star says she struggles with. “I’m a big nap person and I don’t think you can really get around sleep, unfortunately,” she says.

“We’ve solved a lot in the world and can get things delivered by AI, but we got to figure out sleep,” Fineman continues. “It’s the one thing you can’t cheat, and I’ve tried Celsius, I’ve tried it all, so I nap. And if I don’t get a lot of sleep, I’ll catch up the next day.”

And while Saturdays are for the late-night show, Fineman says Sundays are for self-care. The comedian explains that during SNL’s season, Sundays are typically her off days and are reserved for some TLC (tender loving care).

“It is a self-care Sunday. I’m a big fan of foot massages,” Fineman notes. “A foot massage is great. You can be on your phone, you could read, you could talk on the phone. That is the ultimate solution. I think it’s good for you.”

Aside from a good foot rub, the actress spends her day off with a good decluttering or a binge-worthy show. Fineman says she recently marathoned All’s Fair, Hulu’s newest legal drama, to which she can only say, “Jaw to the floor.”